Some old hill-billy wisdom for ya.
Especially fun to do when it's snowing outside See also Weapons.
An ancient form of entertainment. Probably the most famous magic trick of antiquity. Even in the 21st Century it never fails to dazzle and amaze.
Seriously, how are you gonna bite my knee? What kind of crap is that?
This instrument plays like a recorder and is located below the belt.
If your hungover with the flu, you probably feel like you've been shot with the "Shit Musket". See also Profanity.
The greatest thing I've ever heard.......A joke/screenplay/whatever your writing with the exception of books.....and maybe medical journals....... Should be like a woman's skirt.....Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.