ScotFinch's Entries
Funny Advice
12. You Can Piss in Your Pants But It Will Only Keep You Warm For So Long
Some old hill-billy wisdom for ya.
Funny Things to Do
13. Listening to "Ride of the Valkyries" and Running Around Your Apartment With a Calvary Sword.
Especially fun to do when it's snowing outside See also Weapons.
Funny Things to Do
14. Swallowing Swords
An ancient form of entertainment. Probably the most famous magic trick of antiquity. Even in the 21st Century it never fails to dazzle and amaze.
Funny Things to Do
15. Biting Somebody's Knee
Seriously, how are you gonna bite my knee? What kind of crap is that?
Funny Sayings
16. My Farts Smell Like Champagne
Another way to say your shit don't stink. See also Alcohol, Flatulence.
Funny Diseases
17. Boner Anxiety
What you used to get back in junior high. Stress caused by fear of getting called to the front of the class while having a boner. See also Puberty, Schools, Sex.
Funny Instruments
18. The Skin Flute
This instrument plays like a recorder and is located below the belt.
Funny Phrases
19. The Shit Musket
If your hungover with the flu, you probably feel like you've been shot with the "Shit Musket". See also Profanity.
Funny Sayings
20. It'll Move Like Shit Through a Goose
Seriously, geese shit like it's going out of style. See also Profanity, Scatological.
ScotFinch
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The greatest thing I've ever heard.......A joke/screenplay/whatever your writing with the exception of books.....and maybe medical journals....... Should be like a woman's skirt.....Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.