ScotFinch's Entries

Funny Things to Do

11. Shooting Whoppers Out of a Paintball Gun

It actually breaks windows. See also Pranks, Snacks.

Added by ScotFinch on December 5, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

12. You Can Piss in Your Pants But It Will Only Keep You Warm For So Long

Some old hill-billy wisdom for ya.

Added by ScotFinch on December 4, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

16. My Farts Smell Like Champagne

Another way to say your shit don't stink. See also Alcohol, Flatulence.

Added by ScotFinch on November 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

17. Boner Anxiety

What you used to get back in junior high. Stress caused by fear of getting called to the front of the class while having a boner. See also Puberty, Schools, Sex.

Added by ScotFinch on November 17, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

18. The Skin Flute

This instrument plays like a recorder and is located below the belt.

Added by ScotFinch on November 16, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

19. The Shit Musket

If your hungover with the flu, you probably feel like you've been shot with the "Shit Musket". See also Profanity.

Added by ScotFinch on November 16, 2009| Comment | You Like This |