You better like my status! See also Internet.
When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.
Honestly, who faxes anything anymore?
An appropiate nickname for somebody you find awake very early in the morning, not because they are an early riser, but because they never went to bed, and it is also obviously evident that they are "on the Sauce". See also Alcohol.
The greatest thing I've ever heard.......A joke/screenplay/whatever your writing with the exception of books.....and maybe medical journals....... Should be like a woman's skirt.....Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.