ScotFinch's Entries
Funny Things to Do
21. Leaving Last Minute Status Updates on Facebook as Your Dying From the Swine Flu
You better like my status! See also Internet.
Funny People
22. Robert Byrd, U.S. Senator
This delirious, jolly old man is older than the Senate itself. See also Politics.
Funny Things to Do
23. Forgetting to Lift the Lid on the Toilet Seat Before Throwing Up
Oh yes there's even throw-up BEHIND the toilet. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Phrases
24. Butt Dialed
When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.
Funny Things to Do
27. Pretending Like Your Talking On Your Phone In Public.......And Especially Saying Things Like "Fax That to Me Immediately."
Honestly, who faxes anything anymore?
Funny Nicknames
29. Spicy Rooster
An appropiate nickname for somebody you find awake very early in the morning, not because they are an early riser, but because they never went to bed, and it is also obviously evident that they are "on the Sauce". See also Alcohol.
