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Funny Things to Do

31. Highlighting Somebody's Face Because They Are "Important"

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Funny Phrases

32. The French Curve!

When somebody ingeniously uses an object to solve the situation. Ex: Your at a restaurant and the table is wobbly. Your friend pulls a packet of matches out of his coat pocket and wedges it under the table to make it sturdy. He just busted out with the "French Curve"

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Funny Sayings

33. Keep Your Hair On!

A response to somebody when they are inappropriately frustrated or being impatient. See also Hair.

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Funny Quotes

34. "Don't you know I've had diarrhea since Easters?"

Nacho Libre! See also Movies.

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Funny Things to Do

35. Making Transformer Sounds While Changing Positions

And even funnier to think that girls actually dig this. See also Nerds.

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Funny Foods

36. The Pepper Only Pizza!

Red Peppers, Green Peppers, Pepperoni, Black pepper, Crushed Red Pepper, And Dont Forget........A Two-Liter Of Doctor Pepper!!!

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Funny Quotes

37. "That pooping ball of flesh is not my baby!"

A dad in denial. See also Babies.

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Funny Things to Do

38. Waiting Tables With Sunglasses On

See also Restaurants.

Added by ScotFinch on October 18, 2009| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

39. Punish the Porcelain

A cool way to say your going to the bathroom. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Phrases

40. Mortal Kombat Fatality

What you do when you wake up really early with a hangover. See also Alcohol.

Added by ScotFinch on October 7, 2009| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike