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Funny Things to Do

31. Highlighting Somebody's Face Because They Are "Important"

Added by ScotFinch on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

33. The French Curve!

When somebody ingeniously uses an object to solve the situation. Ex: Your at a restaurant and the table is wobbly. Your friend pulls a packet of matches out of his coat pocket and wedges it under the table to make it sturdy. He just busted out with the "French Curve"

Added by ScotFinch on November 1, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

35. "Don't you know I've had diarrhea since Easters?"

Nacho Libre! See also Movies.

Added by ScotFinch on October 30, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

36. Tying Fishing Line To A Dollar Bill And Fishing For Bums

Come back here you dollar! See also Pranks.

Added by ScotFinch on October 30, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

38. The Pepper Only Pizza!

Red Peppers, Green Peppers, Pepperoni, Black pepper, Crushed Red Pepper, And Dont Forget........A Two-Liter Of Doctor Pepper!!!

Added by ScotFinch on October 29, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

39. "That pooping ball of flesh is not my baby!"

A dad in denial. See also Babies.

Added by ScotFinch on October 29, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

40. Waiting Tables With Sunglasses On

See also Restaurants.

Added by ScotFinch on October 18, 2009| Comment | You Like This |