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Funny Products
33. Poo~Pourri
With Poo-Pourri in your purse, now your shit really don't stink! See also Bathroom, Scatological, Unnecessary.
Funny Phrases
34. The French Curve!
When somebody ingeniously uses an object to solve the situation. Ex: Your at a restaurant and the table is wobbly. Your friend pulls a packet of matches out of his coat pocket and wedges it under the table to make it sturdy. He just busted out with the "French Curve"
Funny Sayings
35. Keep Your Hair On!
A response to somebody when they are inappropriately frustrated or being impatient. See also Hair.
Funny Things to Do
37. Tying Fishing Line To A Dollar Bill And Fishing For Bums
Come back here you dollar! See also Pranks.
Funny Things to Do
38. Making Transformer Sounds While Changing Positions
And even funnier to think that girls actually dig this. See also Nerds.
Funny Foods
39. The Pepper Only Pizza!
Red Peppers, Green Peppers, Pepperoni, Black pepper, Crushed Red Pepper, And Dont Forget........A Two-Liter Of Doctor Pepper!!!
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The greatest thing I've ever heard.......A joke/screenplay/whatever your writing with the exception of books.....and maybe medical journals....... Should be like a woman's skirt.....Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.