SpaceParasites's Entries

31. Riding a Sled Down the Stairs

It seems like a good idea because it is a good idea. See also Holidays.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 21, 2010| 3 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

32. Made for TV Movies

Tell the man where the angel touched you. Tell the man.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 20, 2010| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

33. 8 Minute Buns

I once walked in on my friend's parents exercising to this tape. I have never gotten over it. See also Exercise.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 20, 2010| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

34. Meat Sweats

When you eat so much meat you break out in a sweat. A staple of American holidays like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and whenever the McRib is in town. See also Fast Food.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 19, 2010| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

35. Pork Barrel Spending

Pork should NEVER come in a barrel. See also Politics.

Added by SpaceParasites on November 8, 2010| Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

36. People You Used to Think Were Funny but Aren't Anymore

like weird uncles and Dane Cook

Added by SpaceParasites on October 2, 2010| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Okay, imagine any activity - sitting down, buying a cake, spelunking - whatever. Now imagine Teddy Roosevelt doing that same activity. You have to make the joke on your own, but come on, the visual image is kind of funny.

Added by SpaceParasites on September 26, 2010| Comment | 2 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

38. You Could Grow Yams in There!

Said by my grandmother regarding particularly dirty ears.

Added by SpaceParasites on June 7, 2010| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

39. Tyrannosaurus Arms

Because they're useless! See also Body, Dinosaurs.

Added by SpaceParasites on March 9, 2010| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

40. Abu Dhabi

I always thought it was a made up place to send annoyingly adorable kittens, but it turns out it's a real country. See also Cats.

Added by SpaceParasites on February 19, 2010| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

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