The medical name for man-boobs. Great to image search and make as someone's desktop background.
It seems like a good idea because it is a good idea. See also Holidays.
I once walked in on my friend's parents exercising to this tape. I have never gotten over it. See also Exercise.
When you eat so much meat you break out in a sweat. A staple of American holidays like the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and whenever the McRib is in town. See also Fast Food.
like weird uncles and Dane Cook
Okay, imagine any activity - sitting down, buying a cake, spelunking - whatever. Now imagine Teddy Roosevelt doing that same activity. You have to make the joke on your own, but come on, the visual image is kind of funny.
Said by my grandmother regarding particularly dirty ears.