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Funny Advice

1. Life's Too Short to Dance with Ugly Women

From Dad. Have the best, do the best, be the best.

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Funny Sayings

2. We Tied a Pork Chop Around Her Neck So the Dog Would Play with Her.

Waaaaaay ugly. See also Dogs, Ugly.

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Funny Sayings

3. He Does Everything Like He's Killing Snakes

A person who can't focus but takes on every task with excessive vim. And vigor. See also Reptiles.

Added by Tanabanana on July 25, 2012| Comment | You Like This |