Tim's Entries

31. The Streak

1974 Ray Stevens hit highlighting the inherently funny trend of taking off all of one's clothes and running really fast in broad daylight. See also Nudity.

Added by Tim on September 17, 2008| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

32. Ticket to Nowheresville

That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.

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33. Plastic Bread Bags Over Your Shoes

Worn between the shoes and the black rubber overshoes, then taken off (but not thrown away!) upon arriving at school. Very much a Northern thing. Abruptly stops at 7th grade, because that's just not cool, man. See also Food.

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Funny Foods

34. Triple Whopper with Cheese

The inherently funny part is two-fold; one, they make it, and two, people order it; 1,230 calories, 82 grams of fat, 275 mg's of cholesterol, and 1,590 mg's of salt. Contained in this sandwhich is what many people eat in three days. See also Cholesterol, Fast Food, Meat.

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Funny Sayings

35. Balls O' Friday

Exclaimed by my mother when she hit the boiling point. And then would come the hitting.

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Funny Insults

36. Homeschool

As in, "What's up, Homeschool?" An excellent insult because it covers so many insult-related topics: nerdiness, out of touch, undereducated, etc. The list is endless. See also Schools.

Added by Tim on August 25, 2008| 18 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

37. The Yips

A failure to perform easy tasks under pressure; missing a 6-inch putt, dropping the ball, flubbing a short speech in front of the boss, et al.

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39. Joe Blow

Like, you just don't matter, man.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

40. Rinsing the Soap off Your Taint