Tim's Entries

Funny Diseases

42. The Yips

A failure to perform easy tasks under pressure; missing a 6-inch putt, dropping the ball, flubbing a short speech in front of the boss, et al.

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

45. Rinsing the Soap off Your Taint

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

48. "Your friends stab you in the front."

This is why Oscar Wilde is a literary genius.

Added by Tim on August 18, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

49. One Wheel in the Sand

"That guy's got one wheel in the sand." Sort of like "not playing with a full deck," that sort of thing.

Added by Tim on August 14, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Tim

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Grew up in a small town in Wisconsin, now live in Arizona. Enjoy reading history books, hiking, Adam Carolla Project, Stephanie Miller Show, Daily Show, German language, blackjack, and my two dogs.

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