Tim's Entries

Funny Things to Do

42. Rinsing the Soap off Your Taint

Added by Tim on August 21, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

45. "Your friends stab you in the front."

This is why Oscar Wilde is a literary genius.

Added by Tim on August 18, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

46. One Wheel in the Sand

"That guy's got one wheel in the sand." Sort of like "not playing with a full deck," that sort of thing.

Added by Tim on August 14, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

48. Foxy Brown

Almost overwhelming in its greatness; message, memorable quotes, raw imagery, color and patterns, even the title. Pam Grier, you are the real deal.

Added by Tim on May 5, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

49. White Guy With No Shirt

Always guilty on "Cops" and other shows. -Do you have any drugs? - No. -What are these? -Drugs. Should just save time and arrest them on the spot. See also White Trash.

Added by Tim on April 8, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

50. 'Taint

That small space between your genitalia and your anus. 'Taint yer butthole and 'taint your (fill in here). See also Body.

Added by Tim on April 8, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Tim

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Grew up in a small town in Wisconsin, now live in Arizona. Enjoy reading history books, hiking, Adam Carolla Project, Stephanie Miller Show, Daily Show, German language, blackjack, and my two dogs.