Tim's Entries
Funny Books
41. The Joy of Sex
Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experience—carefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people. See also 70's, Sex.
Funny Instruments
42. Spoons
I mean, how hard is this to play, really? Two spoons, hit them against your body. Not to be hatin', but how far is that from drumming on the car dashboard when a cool song comes on?
Funny Quotes
43. "Your friends stab you in the front."
This is why Oscar Wilde is a literary genius.
Funny Insults
44. One Wheel in the Sand
"That guy's got one wheel in the sand." Sort of like "not playing with a full deck," that sort of thing.
Funny Movies
46. Foxy Brown
Almost overwhelming in its greatness; message, memorable quotes, raw imagery, color and patterns, even the title. Pam Grier, you are the real deal.
Funny People
47. White Guy With No Shirt
Always guilty on "Cops" and other shows. -Do you have any drugs? - No. -What are these? -Drugs. Should just save time and arrest them on the spot. See also White Trash.
Funny Things
48. 'Taint
That small space between your genitalia and your anus. 'Taint yer butthole and 'taint your (fill in here). See also Body.
Funny Insults
49. Your Mama's So Fat, She Ate the Internet
From the distinguished line of your mama jokes.
Tim
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Grew up in a small town in Wisconsin, now live in Arizona. Enjoy reading history books, hiking, Adam Carolla Project, Stephanie Miller Show, Daily Show, German language, blackjack, and my two dogs.