Tim's Entries

Funny Quotes

43. "Your friends stab you in the front."

This is why Oscar Wilde is a literary genius.

Added by Tim on August 18, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

44. One Wheel in the Sand

"That guy's got one wheel in the sand." Sort of like "not playing with a full deck," that sort of thing.

Added by Tim on August 14, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Movies

46. Foxy Brown

Almost overwhelming in its greatness; message, memorable quotes, raw imagery, color and patterns, even the title. Pam Grier, you are the real deal.

Added by Tim on May 5, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

47. White Guy With No Shirt

Always guilty on "Cops" and other shows. -Do you have any drugs? - No. -What are these? -Drugs. Should just save time and arrest them on the spot. See also White Trash.

Added by Tim on April 8, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

48. 'Taint

That small space between your genitalia and your anus. 'Taint yer butthole and 'taint your (fill in here). See also Body.

Added by Tim on April 8, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

49. Your Mama's So Fat, She Ate the Internet

From the distinguished line of your mama jokes.

Added by Tim on March 21, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |