Tyler's Entries
Funny Things
121. Renaissance Fairs
Renaissance fairs, madrigal choirs, and the theme restaurant Medieval Times all seem to require the participation of pimply teenagers.
Funny Things to Do
122. Googling Google
Seems like this might cause the internet to break. See also Computers.
Funny Words
123. Hoity-Toity
Like "snooty," "hoity-toity" is a better word for "snobby." Also, like "Fancy-Dancy," it would make a good name for a drink. See also Alcohol, Arrogant.
Funny Drinks
124. Shrinking Potion
In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.
Funny Products
126. Erasable Pens
The manufacturers of erasable pens seem to have confused sanding off a thin layer of paper with actually erasing ink. See also 80's.
Funny Phrases
128. Eee-Yikes
The added "Eee" is an improvement on plain, old "Yikes." Typical usage would be, "Have you ever seen her in the morning? Eee-yikes."
Funny Things
129. Hairdana
This occurs when a woman (or man) ties back her hair with her own hair. It only looks good on a princess.
Funny Things
130. People Magazine's Picks and Pans
You shouldn't feel too bad if People magazine pans you. (Nor, for that matter, should you feel too good if they pick you.)
