Renaissance fairs, madrigal choirs, and the theme restaurant Medieval Times all seem to require the participation of pimply teenagers.
Seems like this might cause the internet to break. See also Computers.
In third grade a classmate claimed to not only have a shrinking potion but to have an invisibility potion as well. I responded that I owned a space bug, but this was a lie. I had lost the space bug in second grade. See also Made Up.
The manufacturers of erasable pens seem to have confused sanding off a thin layer of paper with actually erasing ink. See also 80's.
The added "Eee" is an improvement on plain, old "Yikes." Typical usage would be, "Have you ever seen her in the morning? Eee-yikes."
This occurs when a woman (or man) ties back her hair with her own hair. It only looks good on a princess.
You shouldn't feel too bad if People magazine pans you. (Nor, for that matter, should you feel too good if they pick you.)