Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.
Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him. See also Halloween.
94. The Angry German
Real word meaning "having not been repaved with macadam." Macadam, by the way, are small broken stones.
Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.
A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.
Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.