A condescending con descending. See also Crime.
Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.
An elephant and hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, "Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio." I'll let Wikipedia take it from here.
A Portuguese fried bread treat whose name means "poorly cooked". See also Portuguese.
1987 movie with the funniest description ever: "A priest and a professor investigate an urn of liquid Satan." See also Horror.
To which I replied, "Thats the 'pause' Mom." See also Technology.