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Funny Nicknames

92. Monday

For someone who's a total drag.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

95. What Did the Shoe Say to the Sock?

Nothing. Neither are sentient.

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Funny Books

96. Quick & Easy Dump Cakes Shop

Just dump and bake! See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

97. Threaded Spaghetti Hot Dog Bites

Yep.

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Funny Quotes

98. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

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Funny Things

99. Interrobang

The cross between an exclamation point and a question mark:‽
"What's an interrobang‽"
"Are you kidding me, Jimmy‽" See also Grammar.

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Funny Advice

100. If You Don't Want Someone to Ask You to Do Something Again, Do It Terribly the First Time

Paris Hilton said something like this.

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