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Funny Diseases

101. Arithmophobia

Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.

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Funny Nicknames

102. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

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Funny Sayings

104. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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Funny Foods

105. Circus Peanuts

Deliciously unhealthy. See also Candy.

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Funny Phrases

106. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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Funny Sayings

107. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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Funny Songs

108. Every Breath You Take

"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.

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Funny Words

109. Orgulous

Middle English word meaning "proud"or "haughty".

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Funny Words

110. Dirk

Another name for a short sword. See also Weapons.

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