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Funny Products

101. Belfie Stick

Even more obnoxious than a selfie stick, designed specifically to take selfies of your backside. See also Internet.

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Funny Drinks

102. Voo Dew

Vodka and Mountain Dew. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Jobs

103. Rectangular Affairs Analyst

Horizontal staring at bedroom ceiling.

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Funny Nicknames

104. Mister Wiskers

Nickname for a mouse.

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Funny Nicknames

105. Toothpick

For that skinny guy across the street.

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Funny Toys

106. Wham-O Water Wiennie

An amazing power tube that squirts water great distances. See also 70's.

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Funny Phrases

108. Hold My Beer. Hey Everyone, Watch This!

Famous last words. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Songs

109. In Spite of Ourselves

By John Prine and Iris DeMent, includes lyrics like:
She thinks all my jokes are corny,
Convict movies make her horny.
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs,
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs.

Added by Brian on January 1, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

110. What Tastes Good on Fish?

Any thing that hides the taste of fish. See also Seafood.

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