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Funny Things to Do

111. Sending Messages by Throwing Bricks Through Windows

An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.

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Funny People

112. The Baby That Represents the New Year and the Dying Old Man Who Represents the Old Year

How come we never see the year in middle age?

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Funny Things

113. Stuffing a Pillow Under Your Shirt to Look Pregnant

See also Pregnancy.

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Funny Words

114. Gaberlunzie

A Scottish word for a licensed, wandering beggar. See also Scottish.

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Funny Advice

115. Celebrate Your Birthday Every Year

Scientists have proven that the people who celebrate the most birthdays live the longest.

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Funny Foods

116. Mockturtle Soup

The 18th-century version of imitation crab legs. Soup made from calf brains and organ meats to simulate the texture and flavor of turtle. See also English, Turtles.

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Funny Sayings

117. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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Funny Phobias

118. Achievemephobia

The fear of success. If you have it, it's probably the only thing holding you back from success.

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Funny Advice

119. Don't Give Up on Your Dream, Keep on Sleeping

See also Sleep.

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Funny Books

120. Why Cats Paint Shop

They do? See also Cats.

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