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Funny Euphemisms

111. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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Funny Jobs

112. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

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Funny Insults

113. Thou Loathed Issue of Thy Father's Loins!

A Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Dances

114. The "Mature" American

Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Animals

115. Great Doodle

Cross between a great dane and poodle. See also Dogs.

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Funny Foods

116. Farturas

Portuguese pastries. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Words

117. Barmecide

A very specific word meaning imaginary and therefore disappointing. Like Quidditch.

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Funny Nicknames

118. Dav

My friend David lost his ID, so now we just call him Dav.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

119. What Do You Call an Old Man Who's Just Been Stabbed?

An ambulance.

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Funny Names

120. Joe Flacco

Joe Skinny, apparently. See also Football, Spanish, Sports.

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