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Funny Anti-Jokes

112. How Do You Wake Up Lady Gaga?

Set an alarm to a reasonable hour. See also Celebrities, Singers.

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Funny Names

113. Kelli With an 'I'

That's also what she calls herself...

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Funny Questions

114. Why Did Suzie Fall off the Swing?

Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Suzie.

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Funny Nicknames

115. Benign Chickenhatch

I think you know who I'm talking about. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

116. Does Killing a Spider Make Their Gene Pool More Sneaky?

Let the stupid spiders reproduce by using a catch and release method instead. See also Spiders.

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Funny Questions

117. Is the S or C Silent in the Word Scent?

We may never know.

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Funny Sayings

118. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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Funny Sayings

119. After Tuesday, the Calendar Goes WTF

Think about it.

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Funny Things to Do

120. Waveceptioning

Waving to your friend who is behind someone waving to someone behind you.

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