The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.
A Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.
Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.
A very specific word meaning imaginary and therefore disappointing. Like Quidditch.