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Funny Quotes

132. "Smoking Kills. If You're Killed, You've Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life"

Brooke Shields may or may not have said this. See also Celebrities, Smoking.

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Funny Toys

133. Teddy Tank Shop

A stuffed animal that holds a goldfish bowl in its stomach. See also Pets.

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Funny Words

134. Octothorpe

Commonly referred to as a hashtag, in cartography it's the name for the # symbol and means "village". See also Cartography.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

137. How Do You Confuse a Blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Funny Diseases

138. Deipnophobia

Fear of dinner parties. But to be fair, who hasn't felt this? See also Phobias.

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Funny Insults

139. I Bite My Thumb at Thee

Shakespearean insult. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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