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Funny Questions

131. What Does Mozart Do Now That He is Dead?

He decomposes. See also Music.

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Funny Sayings

132. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

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Funny Phobias

133. Allodoxaphobia

A fear of opinions.

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Funny Clothes

134. Cargo Shorts Shop

Man's friend, woman's enemy.

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Funny Instruments

135. Recorders

Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.

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Funny Instruments

136. Violas

What's the main difference between an onion and a viola? No one cries when you cut up a viola.

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Funny Instruments

137. The String in a Cup

Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

138. How Many Mathematicians Does It Take to Fix a Light Bulb?

Someone's occupation has little to no bearing on their ability to accomplish simple tasks such as fixing a light bulb. This ability is more dependent on the life-experience of the particular individual, and a straightforward answer cannot be categorically determined for such a wide range of diverse individuals. See also Math.

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Funny Insults

139. "You Insolent Noisemaker."

A beautiful insult from Shakespeare's The Tempest. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Things

140. Pokemon Go for Desktop

How does this work? Do you lug your computer from place to place trying to catch Pokemon? See also Computers, Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on July 26, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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