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Funny Questions

141. Will There Ever be a Boy Born, Who Can Swim Faster than a Shark?

Gareth Keenan's answer to the question, "What are you thinking?" See also British.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2014| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

142. Do You Have a Latrine?

Next time you're a guest at someone's house, ask this. As seen in the recent movie Nebraska. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Sayings

143. You Only Rent Beer

See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

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Funny Insults

144. Upstart

Describes someone who has quickly risen to a higher social class, and thus behaves pompously.

"You swine!"
"Come again?"
"You worm!"
"Once more."
"You upstart!"
"That's it!"

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Jobs

145. Penetration Tester

One who ensures the online integrity or security of a network.

"Candidate must be able to take direction and support multiple tasks simultaneously." See also Internet, Technology.

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Funny Jobs

146. Any Unpaid Internship

"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.

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Funny Toys

147. The Screaming Rubber Chicken

A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.

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Funny Dances

148. The Literally-Can't-Even

Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.

Added by a Guest on September 25, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

149. Licking Your Tongue

Try it.

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Funny Sayings

150. Birthdays are Healthy for You

Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.

Added by SmileCat on September 22, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |