Grass. I lied about the wheels. See also Antijoke.
Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.
Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.
They gave Pac-Man a back story. It kind of sucks. See also Video Games.
Worth a shot. See also Tavel.