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Funny Sayings

151. Percussionists Bang for a Living

See also Drums.

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Funny Instruments

152. Bassoons

Its not a baboon, but it does sound like a dying duck.

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Funny Movies

153. Road House

Gratuitous nudity, fights, and Patrick Swayze—this movie has it all. See also 80's.

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Funny Diseases

154. Arachibutyrophobia

Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

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Funny T-Shirts

155. "What Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger. Except Bears. Bears Will Kill You."

Bears. They get you every time.

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Funny Tattoos

156. Anything to Do with Your Armpit

A troll with armpit hair hair. A woman's privates. Chewbacca.

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Funny Diseases

157. Tanorexica

Addiction to tanning.

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Funny Songs

159. In Every Dream Home A Heartache

This song, is literally about a blow up doll. E.g. "I blew up your body, but you blew my mind." It was made by Roxy Music, and sung by Bryan Ferry.

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Funny Instruments

160. Octobass

First, it's almost ten feet tall. Second, it takes two people to play. Third, it doesn't even belong in a bass section. It is a bass section. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2013| Comment | You Like This |