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Funny Anti-Jokes

161. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Quotes

162. "Time Flies Like an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana."

Groucho Marx said this.

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Funny Things to Do

163. Writing "I Hate Graffiti" on a Wall

See also Hypocritical.

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Funny Things

164. School Computers

Require spending half the class waiting for them to load. See also Computers, Schools.

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Funny Things to Do

165. Making a Sword out of Markers

Be honest. When you were five, you did it. And loved it.

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Funny Clothes

166. Hand Underpants Shop

I'll just wear gloves, thanks.

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Funny Nicknames

168. Walking Dictionary

For someone who knows everything.

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Funny Sayings

169. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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