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Funny Phrases

171. For All Intensive Purposes

What people sometimes say instead of "for all intents and purposes." They are incorrect. See also Malapropisms.

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Funny Words

172. Crudivore

An eater of raw food.

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Funny Words

173. Crotchet

Sounds slightly dirty, but really just means a half-note in music. See also Music.

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Funny Places

174. The Friend Zone

The place of which most don't come out of. This place is where you give advice to your crush about dating her crush. And meet the boyfriend's parents.

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Funny Words

175. Sprinkles

You can never say "sprinkles" while you're angry. Go ahead, try. See also Anger.

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Funny Places

176. Tyewhoppety, Kentucky

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Funny Insults

177. You're as Ugly as the South End of a North-Bound Donkey

Can't say I'm one to talk...

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Funny Euphemisms

178. Yelling at His Shoes

Vomiting, especially in public. See also Vomit.

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Funny Songs

179. Booty Man

Look at that booty, show me the booty.
Give me the booty, I want the the booty.
Back up the booty, I need the booty.
I like the booty, oh what a booty.
Etc.

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Funny Insults

180. Mr. Clever Clogs

A bygone insult for a fast-footed show-off. See also English, Old-Timey.

Added by Brian on January 12, 2014| Comment | You Like This |