Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.
Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.
A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.
Small Oklahoma city of 600 people that use the return address Okay, OK.
A great saying for when you don't want to get involved.
Someone who takes away all banter from the immediate vicinity; not to be seen as a compliment, as most of you sponges seem to take it.