A super-cute, furry rainforesty creature with big, dewy eyes that awaken the mother in all members of the female race.
A pig with a trunk, and a word that will often be challenged in a game of Scrabble.
A tiny, comical critter who dwells in the trees of the Philippines, having impossibly large, marble-like eyes that cannot move in their sockets.
A silly-looking deep-sea dwelling animal that vaguely resembles Pokemon's Pinkachu character and that moves around by flapping its ridiculous ears.
A real animal, and surely a good name for an annoying ex-boyfriend.
A.K.A. pygmy marmoset, but could be mistaken for a vulgar hand gesture.