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Funny Anti-Jokes
183. Why Are Fire Trucks Red?
Maybe fire trucks are like herrings, which are fish that are naturally silver, but when smoked, turn red. They also become so pungent that their scent can throw dogs off a trail. Which is why “a red herring” is something that misleads you or distracts you from the relevant question.
Funny Clothes
184. Thanos One PieceSwimsuit Shop
Bring balance to all the pools and beaches out there. See also Superheroes.
Funny Euphemisms
186. Being Creative with the Truth
Also known as lying. I’m not lying about this one, though.
Funny Insults
187. You Look Like You Slap You Knee and Say, “Welp!” Before Saying Goodbye
Dad behavior.
Funny Products
188. The Baguette Pillow Shop
Literally looks like a giant baguette. This would be kinda funny to show off to your friends. See also Bread.
Funny Anti-Jokes
189. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.
Funny Books
190. Harry Potter and the Year Everyone Needed a Haircut
It's because of the movie. Everyone needed a haircut… See also Harry Potter, Made Up.