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Funny Things

11. Throw Pillows with Attitude

Like "Help, I'm a pistachio stuck in a peanut jar" and "Bet ya 50 bucks I can quit gambling" and "In dog years I'm dead".

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Funny Foods

12. Candwich

A sandwich in a can, or, as the manufacturer describes it, "a new and innovative sandwich product for grab-and-go convenience." See also Lazy.

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Funny Things

13. Obscenicons

The symbols that represent obscenities in comic strips. Here's a whole list of them. See also Profanity.

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Funny Nicknames

14. Brobi Wan Kenobi

Obi Wan Kenobi's bro for life.

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Funny Nicknames

15. Under-Average Joe

'Nuff said... especially funny if you have an ex boyfriend named Joe.

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Funny People

16. King Latifah

See also Celebrities, Hip-Hop.

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Funny Products

17. Pizza Scissors

Available in the SkyMall catalog, of course. See also Lazy.

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Funny Words

18. Houp-doup

Sound made when transitioning from a sitting to a standing position. Pronounced "hoop-doop". See also Middle Age.

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Funny Phrases

19. Toupée

Used in place of 'touché' to acknowledge a witty response to an argument.

Added by Laura on July 4, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

20. Sudden Death Karaoke

The prank played by drivers and shotgun riders on the rest of the car. The secret Sudden Death Karaoke signal is when you lean over and turn up the radio and raises one eyebrow. Then, once everyone in the backseat is singing horribly offkey and attempting to drown out the too-loud song, the front seat riders (immediately and without the knowledge of the back seaters) turn off the song and revel in the embarassment of the horrible singers who know at most 3/4 of the words. See also Cars, Karaoke.

Added by CaptainCliche on July 3, 2010| Comment | You Like This |