Next time you're a guest at someone's house, ask this. As seen in the recent movie Nebraska. See also Bathroom.
Describes someone who has quickly risen to a higher social class, and thus behaves pompously.
See also Old-Timey.
"To make sure you're good enough for this company, you're going to work for us for free." See also Indentured Servitude.
A normal rubber chicken that lets out a pants-wetting scream when squeezed. Fun at baby showers and strip clubs.
Stand in the middle of the dance floor with Uggs and your triple-pumpkin latte and do nothing while explaining how you literally can't even.
Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer. See also Birthdays.
A polite, and adorable, way to explain passing gas. See also Flatulence.