Career-Ending Movie-Tie-In Rap Songs

These, of course, would include Bobby Brown's On Our Own from Ghostbusters II, MC Hammer's Addam's Family Grove from The Addam's Family, and Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze.

Funny Songs | July 8, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, 90's

The New Leave It to Beaver

1980's TBS television show in which the Beaver (still portrayed by Jerry Mathers) is now divorced and living in the suburbs with his mother (still portrayed by Barbara Billingsley).

Funny Things | July 8, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Television

Poops McGee

Used to describe how much a shituation sucks.

Funny Phrases | July 7, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Scatalogical

Off Her Tits

Britishism for a woman who is really drunk.

Funny Sayings | July 7, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Alcohol, Britishism

SkyMall

An airplane seat-pocket catalog that in a recent issue included such items as shoes with springs, the "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum, a pet observation porthole for fences, a ten-minute marination machine, and an eagle-embossed denim jacket.

Funny Things | July 7, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Travel

Everyone Poops

A childrens book about taking a poo.

Funny Books | July 6, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Scatalogical

Dickflap

A person that cannot be exclusively classified as a dick or "See You Next Tuesday", but can be summed as the cumulation of both.

Funny Insults | July 6, 2008 | 4 Comments | Tagged Britishism

Carny

Funny Jobs | July 6, 2008 | Post a Comment

I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn".

Funny Sayings | July 6, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Telecommunications

Get in Shape Girl

Toy line from the 80's that included "Bangle Bop Bracelets", "Rhythm and Ribbons", and "Burgeoning Body Issues".

Funny Toys | July 6, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Exercise