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Funny Quotes
191. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”
Funny Quotes
192. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”
Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.
Funny Quotes
193. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”
The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.
Funny Observations
194. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell
Funny Observations
195. Superman’s Most Unappreciated Power is His Extraordinary Fine Motor Skill
He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone’s hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. See also Superheroes.
Funny Observations
198. Social Anxiety is Basically Conspiracy Theories About Yourself
See also Anxiety.
Funny Observations
199. Despite Thousands of People Passing Away in Them Each Year, You Never Hear About a Haunted Senior Care Home
Funny Phrases
200. Chanter en Yaourt
French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.