The The Guinness Book of World Records' "most succinct word," it's found in the South American language of Yaghan and roughly translates to "a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they both desire but which neither wants to begin."
It. Just. Makes. It. Look. Like. Your. Keyboard. Has. Asthma. See also Computers.
Probably the least original name ever. You just find a new land, and you call it Newfound Land? See also Canadian.
Because his parents say he's to young to have a phone.