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Funny Insults

191. I Fart to Make You Smell Better

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Clothes

192. Pockets With No Destination

In other words, women's jeans.

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Funny Jobs

193. Bodyguard with Benefits

Pioneered by Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, and practiced in real life by those in employ of Kate Gosselin, Britney Spears, and Heidi Klum. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Words

196. Ornery

To be angry or mean.

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Funny Animals

197. Chinese Water Deer

For a deer with vampire fangs, surprisingly cute. See also Chinese, Cute.

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Funny Animals

198. Sarcastic Fringeheads

A famously small but ferocious fish. See also Fish.

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Funny Euphemisms

199. Son of a Biscuit!

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Funny Animals

200. Eastern Long-necked Turtle

A turtle that looks like it has a snake for a neck. See also Reptiles.

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