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Funny Sayings

191. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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Funny Foods

192. Circus Peanuts

Deliciously unhealthy. See also Candy.

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Funny Phrases

193. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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Funny Sayings

194. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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Funny Songs

195. Every Breath You Take

"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.

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Funny Words

196. Orgulous

Middle English word meaning "proud"or "haughty".

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Funny Words

197. Dirk

Another name for a short sword. See also Weapons.

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Funny Phrases

199. Hard at Twerk

Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

200. Meat is Murder. Sweet, Sweet Murder

A shirt a friend of mine was wearing. See also Vegetarian.

Added by LactoseIntolerantCow on May 12, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |