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Funny Quotes

191. "Text Me the Deats"

How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.

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Funny Sayings

192. You Are My Oprah

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Funny Things to Do

193. Riding to the Farmer's Market on a Unicycle

You know who you are. See also Hippies.

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Funny Insults

194. Beetle-Headed, Flap-Eared Knave

Ah, Shakespeare. See also Literature.

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Funny Foods

195. Hot Butt Cappy

Yes, it's a thing. It is spiced pork shoulder, with a lot of paprika. I worked at a deli, and we sold it. Possibly the most inherently funny meat. See also Meat.

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Funny Quotes

196. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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Funny Questions

199. Are You Sleeping?

No, I'm skydiving.

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Funny Insults

200. Smellfungus

A perpetual pessimist. See also Literature.

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