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Funny Products
211. The Baguette Pillow Shop
Literally looks like a giant baguette. This would be kinda funny to show off to your friends. See also Bread.
Funny Anti-Jokes
212. A Child Became Determined to Burn His Home Down…
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across his wife and stated, “That’s arson.” See also Fire, Puns.
Funny Books
213. Harry Potter and the Year Everyone Needed a Haircut
It's because of the movie. Everyone needed a haircut… See also Harry Potter, Made Up.
Funny Quotes
214. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”
Funny Quotes
215. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”
The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.
Funny Quotes
216. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”
Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.
Funny Observations
219. Superman’s Most Unappreciated Power is His Extraordinary Fine Motor Skill
He has almost unlimited strength and can literally move mountains, yet is also able to shake someone’s hand without inadvertently ripping off their arm. See also Superheroes.