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Funny Observations
221. Pavlov Probably Thought About Feeding His Dogs Every Time Someone Rang a Bell
Funny Observations
222. Despite Thousands of People Passing Away in Them Each Year, You Never Hear About a Haunted Senior Care Home
Funny Phrases
223. Chanter en Yaourt
French for singing made-up words or sounds when you don’t know the lyrics to a song. See also French.
Funny Quotes
226. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”
―Robert Oppenheimer
Funny Quotes
227. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
228. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”
―Carl Jung See also Psychology.
Funny Quotes
229. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
―Bill Murray
Funny Quotes
230. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.