Funny Euphemisms

21. Lazy Toothbrush

Also known as a breath mint.

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Funny Animals

22. Yellow-Bellied Sap Sucker

It’s just… its name sounds like an insult. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

23. You Look Like You’d Say the Real Treasure Was the Friends You Made Along the Way

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Funny Products

24. Fish Walker

Machine that facilitates taking your fish for a walk. See also Made Up.

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Funny Observations

25. November is the Thursday of the Year

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Funny Insults

26. You Look Like You Mix Your M&Ms with Your Skittles

See also Candy.

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Funny Insults

27. You look like your mother is a mule, and your father… is another mule. I’m calling you a mule.

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Funny Insults

28. You Look Like You Eat Carrots as a Midnight Snack

See also Vegetables.

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Funny Insults

29. You’re Not the Dumbest Person on Earth, but You Better Hope They Don’t Die

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Funny Insults

30. You Look Like the Type of Guy to Touch a Cactus and Say "Yep, That’s Spiky.”

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