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Booze Secretly Poured into the Punch bowl
A cliche, sure, but hey, let's liven up this Lutheran Social Services Senior Dance! I mean, it's not like anyone's going to get pregnant!
Joe Blow
Like, you just don't matter, man.
Higher Than a Giraffe's Ass
When someone is really high (on life... or drugs).
Triple Entendres
The only one I can think of is Canadian drug-dealer turned wrapper Snow's debut album "12 Inches of Snow".
Blunderbuss
One of those rifles with the big, bell-shaped barrel like in cartoons. Apparently you just put the powder in and shove some crap down the barrel and shoot that. Efficient, and a good way to get rid of stuff you couldn't sell at that garage sale.
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The Joy of Sex
Alphabetically organized, and quite specific in detail, it was for many of us, our first sexual experience, or, for that matter, learning experience—carefully pulling the book down off the shelf when no one is home. By the way, they actually made a Vol. 2 with less hairy, scraggly people.
Spoons
I mean, how hard is this to play, really? Two spoons, hit them against your body. Not to be hatin', but how far is that from drumming on the car dashboard when a cool song comes on?
Dancing Knife Fights
As seen in Michael Jackson videos and West Side Story.
Pinky Swearing
Never break a pinky swear. Ever.