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Funny Nicknames

21. Toothpick

For that skinny guy across the street.

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Funny Toys

22. Wham-O Water Wiennie

An amazing power tube that squirts water great distances. See also 70's.

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Funny Books

23. Do It Yourself Coffins for Pets and People Buy It

No joke. See also Death.

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Funny Phrases

24. Hold My Beer. Hey Everyone, Watch This!

Famous last words. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Songs

25. In Spite of Ourselves

By John Prine and Iris DeMent, includes lyrics like:
She thinks all my jokes are corny,
Convict movies make her horny.
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs,
Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs.

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Funny Questions

26. What Tastes Good on Fish?

Any thing that hides the taste of fish. See also Seafood.

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Funny Quotes

27. "You've Got to be Kitten Me Right Meow!"

Classic. See also Cats.

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Funny Places

28. Eighty-Eight, Kentucky

Named by a guy who had 88 cents in his pocket.

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Funny Things to Do

29. Repeating the Last Two Word in a Conversation

For example:
"I love Taco Bell."
"Taco Bell is awesome." See also Annoying.

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