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Funny Phrases

31. You're Stir-Fried Squid

The Chinese expression for "You're fired". See also Chinese, Seafood.

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Funny Things to Do

32. Going Fishing and Catching a Boot

See also Fish, Old-Timey.

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Funny Questions

33. What Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?

No one cares. We eat both. See also Poultry.

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Funny Things

34. THX Deep Note

One of the most unique sound effects in the world and the stuff of nightmares.

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Funny Instruments

35. Double-belled Euphoniums

The choice instrument of any parade in the Roaring Twenties. See also 20's, Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

36. "You Pine Cone!"

A quote from every squirrel everywhere.

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Funny Foods

37. Beignets

Pronounced bin-YAYs. A Cajun foodstuff consisting of deep-fried balls of dough. See also Cajun.

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Funny Words

38. Usurp

To steal or misappropriate. See also Crime.

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Funny Names

39. Potpan

Shakespeare named a servant in Romeo and Juliet Potpan. Don't let anyone tell you he was always serious. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Drinks

40. Eliot Spritzer

Fruit juice with seltzer, named after former NY governor for absolutely no reason. See also Politics.

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