Obama '08
 
31.
 

Abstinence Sweatpants

Now on sale at K-Mart.

Funny Clothes | June 14, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Sex, Teenagers

 
Ryan
 
 
 
32.
 

Premature Joculation

The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron.

Funny Phrases | June 14, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Sports

 
Robyn
 
 
 
33.
 

Are You Gellin'?

Advertising slogan for Dr. Scholl's Massaging Gel insoles.

Funny Questions | June 14, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Shoes

 
Frank
 
 
 
34.
 

Scrumptious

Word to describe a tasty food or individual.

Funny Words | June 14, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Food

 
Guest
 
 
 
35.
 

Boogle

Name given to a group or pack of weasels.

Funny Words | June 14, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Animals

 
Guest
 
 

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36.
 

Extra-Fancy Ketchup

For when you want to give your burger the white glove treatment.

Funny Foods | June 12, 2008 | Post a Comment

 
Frank
 
 
 
37.
 

Skid

Short for skidmark I suppose—a human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult.

Funny Insults | June 12, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Scatalogical

 
Robyn
 
 
 
38.
 

Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Funny Phrases | June 12, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Obesity, Profanity

 
Robyn
 
 
 
39.
 

DangerRoss

A combination of the word "Danger" and the name "Ross". The two thus combining to make a name very similar to "dangerous".

Funny Nicknames | June 10, 2008 | Post a Comment

 
Guest
 
 
 
40.
 

International Male

Online men's clothing catalog that claims, "Over the years, our name has become synonymous with our merchandise." Oh yeah? What country are these guys from? Canada?

Funny Things | June 10, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Clothes

 
Brian