One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.
"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."
"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."
When you google "idiot definition," these are five of the many options provdided under synonyms.
A Norwegian word for speedbump. Look out, it's a fartsdump! See also Norwegian.
Basically an elaborate euphemism for sex, often found on Tumblr and other websites. See also Sex.