The free samples must be parent-aproved, the toothbrushes are next to the inflatable pools, the products change weekly, and there are at least 4 people who live somewhere in its warehousey wonderland. See also Suburbs.
When getting a piercing, the ear a young, straight man must assure goes unpunctured. It's the left, right? See also Body, Homosexual, Sophomoric.
Because Facebooking is just too boring a verb. See also Computers, Internet.
Here's the basic story. Once there was a prince who sucked his thumbs. His mother got so sick of it that she said, "If you suck on your thumbs ever again, you will not have no thumbs."
That night, the prince went into the dining room and sucked his thumbs.
Now he has no thumbs. See also Russian.
The legend of Social Studies. It's main exports are sausages and cheese. See also Dairy.
Extra points for doing this to cars in line at a self serve car wash. See also Cars, Pranks, Unnecessary.
This saying has legs and stands on its own. Anything more that I write might actually knock the shine off this gem.