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Funny Phobias

32. Luposlipaphobia

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor. Thank you The Far Side. See also Comics, Made Up.

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Funny Phobias

33. Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Fear of the number 666. See also Devil.

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Funny Questions

34. What Does Mozart Do Now That He is Dead?

He decomposes. See also Music.

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Funny Sayings

35. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

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Funny Phobias

36. Allodoxaphobia

A fear of opinions.

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Funny Clothes

37. Cargo Shorts Shop

Man's friend, woman's enemy.

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Funny Instruments

38. Recorders

Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.

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Funny Instruments

39. Violas

What's the main difference between an onion and a viola? No one cries when you cut up a viola.

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Funny Instruments

40. The String in a Cup

Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.

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