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Funny Things to Do

31. Painting 1, 2, 3, and 5 on Four Pigs and Letting Them Loose in a mall.

And then watch security try to find pig number 4. See also Pigs, Pranks.

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Funny Words

32. Ulotrichous

Per Merriam-Webster, having "wooly or crispy hair," e.g. "Your hair is so ulotrichous!" See also Hair.

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Funny Words

33. Tittynope

A small quantity of something left over.

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Funny Sayings

35. Texting While Driving KILLS

And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.

Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.

See also Cars, Safety.

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Funny Phrases

36. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery

How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.

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Funny Books

37. How to Poo on Holiday Shop

The name says it all. See also Scatological.

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Funny Places

38. Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

An Amish Town named after a hotel. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Sayings

39. I Mustache You a Question. Shave It for Later.

See also Hair.

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Funny Animals

40. Bagels

A basset hound mixed with a beagle. See also Dogs.

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