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Funny Words

41. Titter

To quietly and nervously laugh. See also Laughter.

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Funny Insults

42. Wayward, Dizzy-eyed Dewberry

Shakespearean insults at their finest. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Sayings

43. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"

Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.

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Funny Drinks

44. 7-Down

See also Made Up, Soda.

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Funny Names

45. Dikshit

Common Hindi surname, e.g. Sheila Dikshit, a former member of the Delhi Legislative Assembly. See also Indian, Sophomoric.

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Funny Books

46. Little Bobby's Drunk Again

The novel tells the story of Bobby Gulpingwhiskey who lives in the town of Dump Water, Florida. When life and school and the Vietnam War become too much for little Bobby to cope with, he turns to drinking the stuff under the sink for solace. He quickly becomes an alcoholic, resorting to pulling out all his hair and ripping off all his skin in a failed attempt to regain his humanity.

Bobby eventually meets his death from alcohol poisoning.

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Funny Jobs

47. Professional Train Pushers

These guys in Tokyo. See also Japanese.

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Funny Quotes

48. "Whatever."

-The Teenager

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Funny Things to Do

49. Painting 1, 2, 3, and 5 on Four Pigs and Letting Them Loose in a mall.

And then watch security try to find pig number 4. See also Pigs, Pranks.

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Funny Words

50. Ulotrichous

Per Merriam-Webster, having "wooly or crispy hair," e.g. "Your hair is so ulotrichous!" See also Hair.

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