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Funny Sayings

41. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.

It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.

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Funny Insults

42. I Fart in Your General Direction

From Monty Python. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Animals

43. Dorkie

Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.

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Funny Nicknames

44. Capn' Cankle

There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.

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Funny Words

45. Durst

The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.

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Funny Diseases

46. Nyctohylophobia

If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.

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Funny Nicknames

47. Walking Wind

See also Flatulence.

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Funny Phrases

49. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou

A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.

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Funny Things

50. Canned Unicorn Shop

Yes, it is a real thing. See also Pranks, Unicorns.

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