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Funny Places

41. Scratchy Bottom, England

A small town in Dorset, England. Officially the 2nd worst place name in the country after "Shitterton", also in Dorset. See also British.

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Funny Diseases

42. Arithmophobia

Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.

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Funny Nicknames

43. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

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Funny Sayings

45. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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Funny Foods

46. Circus Peanuts

Deliciously unhealthy. See also Candy.

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Funny Phrases

47. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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Funny Sayings

48. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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Funny Songs

49. Every Breath You Take

"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.

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Funny Words

50. Orgulous

Middle English word meaning "proud"or "haughty".

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