Poops McGee

Used to describe how much a shituation sucks.

Funny Phrases | July 7, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Scatalogical

Off Her Tits

Britishism for a woman who is really drunk.

Funny Sayings | July 7, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Alcohol, Britishism

SkyMall

An airplane seat-pocket catalog that in a recent issue included such items as shoes with springs, the "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum, a pet observation porthole for fences, a ten-minute marination machine, and an eagle-embossed denim jacket.

Funny Things | July 7, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Travel

Everyone Poops

A childrens book about taking a poo.

Funny Books | July 6, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Scatalogical

Dickflap

A person that cannot be exclusively classified as a dick or "See You Next Tuesday", but can be summed as the cumulation of both.

Funny Insults | July 6, 2008 | 4 Comments | Tagged Britishism

Carny

Funny Jobs | July 6, 2008 | Post a Comment

I Just Got Off the Horn

..and it turns out that only douchebags call a phone a "horn".

Funny Sayings | July 6, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Telecommunications

Get in Shape Girl

Toy line from the 80's that included "Bangle Bop Bracelets", "Rhythm and Ribbons", and "Burgeoning Body Issues".

Funny Toys | July 6, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Exercise

Hunter Chase Buck

Real name of someone from Carter County Kentucky.

Funny Names | July 1, 2008 | 1 Comment | Tagged Southern

Nintendonitis

Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted.

Funny Diseases | June 29, 2008 | Post a Comment | Tagged Nerds