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Funny Euphemisms

51. Squeezing the Lemon

Doing a numero uno, which by the way, is also a euphemism. See also Bathroom.

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Funny Dances

53. The Pencil Sharpener

Keep your left hand in front of you and stationary while rotating your right hand counter-clockwise and rotating your hips counter-clockwise.

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Funny TV Shows

54. Pac-Man Adentures

They gave Pac-Man a back story. It kind of sucks. See also Video Games.

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Funny Phrases

55. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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Funny Questions

56. Where is the Any Key?

See also Computers.

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Funny Things to Do

58. Riding Around on a Segway While Loudly Playing "Ride of the Valkyries"

Also works with "Ridin' Dirty". See also Nerds, Opera.

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Funny Names

59. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Green Bay Packers football player. See also Football, Sports.

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Funny Phrases

60. Seagull Management

A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.

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