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Funny Animals

51. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

52. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

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Funny Advice

53. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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Funny Advice

54. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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Funny Animals

55. Attic Raccoons

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Funny Clothes

56. Jeans Without Back Pockets

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Funny Nicknames

57. Marmalade

When the person trying to remember your name but runs out of names that start with "M".

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Funny Phrases

58. Tiny Talk

Really small small-talk.

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Funny Words

59. Monorchism

The state of only having a single testicle. Similarly, a monochid, is a man with one testicle. See also Body.

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Funny TV Shows

60. Finder of Lost Loves

Eighties drama about a private detective dedicated to reuniting separated lovers. (He was later put out of business by Facebook and the Internet.) See also 80's.

Added by Anthony on April 20, 2014| Comment | You Like This |