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Funny Sayings

51. Makes About as Much Sense as Bowling Cleats

A stellar variation on the "football bat" - a timeless jewel.

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Funny Tattoos

52. Muppet Babies

See also 80's.

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Funny Songs

53. (You're) Having My Baby

1974 Paul Anka song that includes the lyric "Whoa, the seed inside ya, Baby, do you feel it growin'?", making it a classic karaoke choice. See also Karaoke.

Added by Chris on February 21, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

54. Going off Like a Frog in a Sock

The term is generally heard in a gig or a nightclub when the dance floor erupts to the sound of a particularly good piece of music.

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Funny Advice

55. Keep the Space Heater Away from Standing Water While It is Operational

As in:
Do not precariously balance the space-heater on the edge of the bathtub while we soak in said tub stoned out of our minds, eating pizza, and talking about surviving hiding together in a portable toilet for extended periods of time with a pet goat.
I'm not ready to die by electric shock yet. I've seen those stickers on hairdryers yes siree! See also Dangerous, Electricity.

Added by QuellcristFalconer on February 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

56. Cheese Toast

Add garlic salt to turn regular old spaghetti into a gourmet meal!

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Funny Foods

57. Meatballs

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Funny Insults

58. Sophist

A subtle yet derogatory term used by Quellcrist and the Hemptress to insult philosophy professors and law students, and anyone else who fancies themselves an adept at the art of rational and logically valid argument or thought but in reality cannot find their way out of a paper bag and whose very continued existence is a miracle considering their pathological mental vicissitude. See also Philosophy.

Added by QuellcristFalconer on February 17, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

59. Hinny

The opposite of a mule; the offspring of a male horse and female donkey. See also Farming.

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Funny Names

60. Muley

Name for a mule.

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