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Funny Sayings

61. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Diseases

62. Empirism

An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Phrases

63. 50 Shades Of CrayCray

When someone is just way too crazy.

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Funny Drinks

65. 7out

7up that is expired.

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Funny Things to Do

66. Sampling Vanilla at an Ice Cream Store

What does the vanilla taste like? See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Diseases

67. Botanophobia

The maddening fear of that single most dangerous species on Planet Earth...plants.

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Funny Nicknames

68. Uncle Buck

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Funny Euphemisms

69. Button Hole

Also known as navel or belly button, the latter only used by vulgarians according to My Very Proper Southern Mother. See also Body, Sophomoric.

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Funny Things to Do

70. Eating a Baby Corn Like a Full-Size Corn

Something your uncle does after two drinks.

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