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Funny Phrases

61. Go Eat a Bike

A phrase I often use when I run out of comebacks.

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Funny Drinks

62. 7-Up Mixed with Sprite

I wonder if I could sell this as SpriteUp. See also Soda.

Added by ozziekitty on November 17, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

63. Donald McDonald

What they call Ronald McDonald in Japan because of the Japanese language's lack of an "R" sound. See also Clowns, Fast Food, Japanese.

Added by ozziekitty on November 17, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

64. Groom of the King's Close Stool

A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 16, 2015| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

65. Natiform

Of or resembling the buttocks. Yes, there is a word for that.

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Funny Euphemisms

66. Pinching a Grumpy

See also Scatalogical.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

67. What's Red and Smells Like Blue Paint?

Red paint.

Added by a Guest on November 13, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

68. Silly Billy

A common insult used by 3-year-olds.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

69. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?

Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

70. Bosser Arounder

Someone who tells you what you can and can't do. See also Annoying.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2015| Comment | You Like This |