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Funny Diseases

61. Arithmophobia

Fear of numbers. "Uh, teacher can I sit in the hallway for math?" See also Numbers, Schools.

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Funny Nicknames

62. George Washingturd

If you have a friend named George, call him this.

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Funny Sayings

64. It takes 48 muscles to frown when you're annoyed with someone. It only takes 11 muscles to slap them.

My brother gave me this sage advice when we were growing up. Just before he slapped me. See also Violence.

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Funny Foods

65. Circus Peanuts

Deliciously unhealthy. See also Candy.

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Funny Phrases

66. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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Funny Sayings

67. Balloons are Like Friends

If you stab them, they die. See also Violence.

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Funny Songs

68. Every Breath You Take

"Every move you make, every step you take I'll be watching you." Love song by The Police with uncomfortable stalker undertones. See also 80's.

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Funny Words

69. Orgulous

Middle English word meaning "proud"or "haughty".

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Funny Words

70. Dirk

Another name for a short sword. See also Weapons.

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