Saw this on Etsy. I would wear this but I'm neither short nor fun size.
Quote from Hook staring the late, great Robin Williams.
See also Tongue Twisters.
One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.
"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."
"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."