Russian roulette for kids. See also Guns.
The ultimate toe jam. Like having a DJ in your slippers. See also Shoes.
This emergency bra converts into not one, but two gas masks to keep you and a friend safe. See also Lingerie.
Too lazy to go to the gym? Well, you're both pathetic and in luck. The Ab Enhancer is 3-by-3 frame you press on your stomach that supposedly shapes your stomach into a six-pack. See also Exercise, Lazy.