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Funny T-Shirts

61. I'm Not Short, I'm Fun Size

Saw this on Etsy. I would wear this but I'm neither short nor fun size.

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Funny Insults

62. You Lewd, Crude, Rude, Bag of Pre-chewed Food Dude

Quote from Hook staring the late, great Robin Williams.

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Funny Nicknames

63. Cogglesnatch Cuttlefish

Think Benedict Cumberbatch.

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Funny Questions

66. Do You Even Grammar, Bruh?

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Funny Insults

69. Landlubber

One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.

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Funny Things

70. Dad Humor

"Look, there's a flock of cows!"
"Herd of cows, Dad."
"Heard of 'em? There's a whole flock right over there!"

"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad."

"Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"
"Poof. You're a sandwich."

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