The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.
I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.
76. Poisoned Wine
The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.
A Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.
Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.