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Funny Anti-Jokes

81. What Happened when the Horse Walked into the Bar?

Seeing the danger in the situation, several people got up. See also Horses.

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Funny Names

82. Reignbeau

My mom used to work with a woman with this name. It's pronounced "Rainbow." See also Hippies.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

83. What Happens when You Cross and Elephant with a Poodle?

Nothing. They can't breed.

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Funny Diseases

84. BOOP

Bronchiolitis obliterans organising pneumonia. A serious disease with a cute name. See also Cute.

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Funny Instruments

85. Mahler Hammer

The name given to the instrument in Mahler's Sixth Symphony described by Mahler as meant to be "brief and mighty, but dull in resonance and with a non-metallic character (like the fall of an axe)" ... basically a big wooden hammer hit against a big wooden platform.

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Funny Insults

86. Poo Poo Head

An insult commonly used by infuriated toddlers.

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Funny Nicknames

87. Stalker365

For that creepy person who is always looking through your bedroom window...

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Funny Insults

88. You're a Virgin That Can't Drive

From the movie Clueless. See also 90's.

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Funny Things to Do

90. Change All Your Passwords to Incorrect

So the computer will tell you that your password is incorrect. See also Computers.

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