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Funny Conveyances

81. Hoarder Cars

You know what I'm talking about. See also Cars.

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Funny Things to Do

82. Emptying Your Pipe Against Your Shoe

The dramatic start to a good yarn. See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Animals

84. Mute Swan

Pretty much like every other swan, but slightly less vocal. See also Birds.

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Funny Insults

85. Yo Mama and a Burger Are Like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238

Uranium 235 and Uranium 238 are almost inseparable isotopes. See also Science.

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Funny Advice

86. Don't Squat with Your Spurs On

See also Western.

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Funny Advice

87. When You Need to Borrow Money, Borrow from a Pessimist. He Won't Expect It Back.

I got this from a fortune cookie from Panda Express. See also Chinese.

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Funny Animals

88. Attic Raccoons

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Funny Clothes

89. Jeans Without Back Pockets

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Funny Nicknames

90. Marmalade

When the person trying to remember your name but runs out of names that start with "M".

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