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Funny Songs

11. Milkshake (Kelis)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, that's right, it's better than yours!

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Funny Songs

12. Grandma's Killer Fruit Cake

It was tougher than a truck load of all beef jerky and drier than a drought in Albuquerque!

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13. Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky!

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14. Get off My (insert Noun Here)

I usually insert Chocolate. It means I am not sharing my chocolate so don't even try. This is best said while removing sacred item from the evil clutches of another. See also Mine.

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15. You Have Diarrhea of the Mouth and Spout Foolishness.

What I have been told, so this is what I know. A personal character trait.

Added by allura on October 25, 2015| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike