Hat Pins

As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass.

Funny Things | October 4, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Old-Timey

Body Pillows

Is it just me, or is there something unseemly and somewhat desperate about a body pillow?

Funny Things | September 19, 2007 | 3 Comments

Printing Online Porn

Funny Things to Do | August 23, 2007 | Post a Comment

I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like

Oh, snap!

Funny T-Shirts | June 20, 2007 | 2 Comments | Tagged Innuendo, Sex

Legs

Strip-mall bullies are no match for ZZ Top and a makeover as a girl learns to use her legs and find true love.

Funny Videos | June 10, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's, Nerds

Nothing's Sweeter Than Derek Jeter

As spoken by middle-aged women at Yankees games and often followed by "mmmm mmmm."

Funny Sayings | June 9, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged Baseball

Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You a Chicken

As spoken by Brad Pitt in the movie Fight Club.

Funny Sayings | June 2, 2007 | 5 Comments

Hooker With a Heart of Gold

She's a close associate of the stripper working her way through graduate school.

Funny People | May 28, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged Prostitution, Sex

The Lilith Fair

I think Luna Bars are kind of funny too.

Funny Things | May 19, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Feminism, Music

Sassitude

A related word is "sassified," which is what occurs when an individual with sassitude is gratified in full.

Funny Words | May 12, 2007 | Post a Comment