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Man Suit
This was a perfectly good phrase to describe the naked, hairy male body before it was co-opted for a Dial commercial.
"I Slept with Shaq"
Look, it's a real tattoo. Check it out.
Prosti-Tots
Another reason to hate Paris, Britney, Lindsey, and Nicole. Either that, or another reason to hate Newsweek.
Vomitorium
Cecil Adams sets the record straight on vomitoriums in his column The Straight Dope, but I still prefer the misconception.
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Granny Flab
A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly."
Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself
Like "eatin' ain't cheatin," another it-rhymes-so-it-must-be-true bit of advice.
Freedom Fries
We can thank Republican congressmen Robert W. Ney and Walter B. Jones Jr. for both freedom fries and freedom toast.
Pissy Baby
From mother to child, overheard on the streets of Chicago, "Why you do that? I'm no longer going to call you Sarah. From now on you Pissy Baby."
Catch Gay
What might happen if you move to the big city and don't keep your wits about you.