Poodles Drinking Champagne

They are poodles, afterall.

Funny Animals | November 18, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Alcohol, Anthromorphication, Wealth

Appletinis

Funny Drinks | November 2, 2006 | 2 Comments | Tagged Alcohol

He Hate Me

Running back Rod Smart wore this name on his jersey while playing in the failed alternative football league the XFL.

Funny Nicknames | November 2, 2006 | 3 Comments | Tagged Sports

Carrying a Brush in Your Back Pocket

The better to feather your hair with.

Funny Things to Do | October 21, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's

"Eff"

As in, "What the Eff?" or "Ah, Eff!"

Funny Words | October 17, 2006 | 1 Comment | Tagged Profanity

Evil Beaver

Funny Phrases | October 15, 2006 | 1 Comment

Microwave Pizza

Funny Foods | September 22, 2006 | 1 Comment

Welch's® Grape Soda

I enjoy the assumptions that 1) Welch's produces a noteworthy grape and 2) a Welch's grape improves the taste of a soda that doesn't actually contain any grapes.

Funny Drinks | September 16, 2006 | 2 Comments

Back-Scratchers

I saw a guy going to town with one of these on the subway yesterday. It was one of those back-scratchers with a small plastic hand on the end. He looked pretty smug.

Funny Things | August 31, 2006 | Post a Comment

I Drinks a Bit

So says Mr. Bojangles.

Funny Phrases | August 15, 2006 | 1 Comment | Tagged Alcohol, Songs