The full name of Dikembe Mutombo, the famous basketball player. Among the "Best of Wikipedia Vandalism" is Mutombo's entry, which is introduced with: "Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacques wa Mutombo akamatonasa kowialata tatabokinoltamosa mutabola si koshkatamogo tagakirioksomotolak makaslkkm otoomanokorumbo sinotaocosama chiwatonakaloso jamalitpundi sajalu mutabaofaka nihow chichaw born June 25, 1966 in Kinshasa, Zaire is a basketball player in the NBA, playing as reserve center for the Houston Rockets." See also Basketball, Sports.
A major antagonist in Charles Dickes's satirical novel Nicholas Nickleby. His character is as bizarre as his namea sadistic one-eyed Yorkshire schoolmaster, obsessed with beating children. See also Fictional, Literature.
It's an epic name, no doubt about it.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny name.
The great equalizer. From the richest of kings to the lowliest of peasants, there is not a soul who doesn't laugh at this name. See also Sophomoric.