Before that, you're Boyfred.
Donald Duck's middle name.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny name.
Self-appointed title of the head of the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.
Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.