Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.
I don't think I could date a girl named Wanda.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny name.
Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead. See also Made Up.
I once met a girl named Marsha Mellow. She even had two dogs that she referred to as "Smores".
The former name of professional wrestler Edge.