Self-appointed title of the head of the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.
Whenever I want people to pick up on the fact that I am messing with them, I will introduce myself as Cornelius. Come on. NO ONE is actually named Cornelius.
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I don't think I could date a girl named Wanda.
Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead. See also Made Up.
I once met a girl named Marsha Mellow. She even had two dogs that she referred to as "Smores".