I don't think I could date a girl named Wanda.
Gilchrist Peabody is the name of the fictitious lawyer whose services I invoke whenever I suspect things aren't on the up-and-up. I figured that name would look pretty intimidating on the letterhead. See also Made Up.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny name.
I once met a girl named Marsha Mellow. She even had two dogs that she referred to as "Smores".
The former name of professional wrestler Edge.
I actually know this unfortunate individual who refers to himself as "Peter Squared". See also Redundant.