Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny name?
Honest to goodness name of a crazy lady I carded at my bar. See also Sophomoric.
I'm changing my name to this when I become sheriff. Also, a mustache will be grown.
The nickname of a french horn player in my high school marching band. He really did look exactly like a Doozler.
The most pathetic attempt at a hooker-name ever conceived. See also Double Entendre.