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Zelophehad
It's in the Old Testament, Book of Kings I think.
Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
I'm not making this up. Max Effing Fightmaster. Here's proof.
Gertrude
It's an epic name, no doubt about it.
Ron Tugnutt
Former NHL goaltender.
Richard Milhous "Boner" Stabone
Not sure how they got away with it, but the name of Mike Seaver's best friend on the television show Growing Pains.
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Engelbert Humperdinck
A smarmy British singer—this is not his real name by the way.
Cole Trickle
Name of yet another Tom-Cruise-portrayed hot shot who must first fail so that he can later win big. In this case, on the race track in Days of Thunder.
Dick Van Dyke
The great equalizer. From the richest of kings to the lowliest of peasants, there is not a soul who doesn't laugh at this name.
Pieter Cornelis Martijn van den Hoogenband
Some Dutch swimmer...
Dick Butkus
Widely regarded as one of the greatest football players, as well as one of the best football coaches, of all time. With a name like that though, you've gotta be tough.