Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

101. Premature Joculation

The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.

Added by Robyn on June 14, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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102. Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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103. Making Whoopee

See also 70's, Sex.

Added by Ryan on June 9, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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104. Me, Myself, and I

I cannot think of a context in which this phrase is not annoying.

Added by Brian on April 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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105. Tasteful Nudes

A topic often introduced with great hope, but more often ended with disappointment. See also Hippies.

Added by Anthony on April 15, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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106. Chicas Calientes

Spring Break phrase taught in Frat Boy 101. See also Spanish.

Added by Anthony on March 25, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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107. Crotch Rocket

Derisive term for this sort of motorcycle.

Added by a Guest on March 24, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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108. Cat's Whiskers

Slightly cooler than the cat's pajamas, but slightly less cool than the bee's knees. See also 20's.

Added by Tyler on March 20, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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109. Trout Pout

Phrase to describe the plastically inflated kissers of celebrities, most famously worn by Meg Ryan. See also Plastic Surgery, Women.

Added by Brian on March 19, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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110. Regular Def

Otherwise known as TV for suckers. See also Television.

Added by Brian on March 19, 2008| Comment | You Like This |