Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

101. Extra Fancy

I recently saw this phrase on a bag of rice. Just how fancy can rice get? See also Food.

Added by Brian on January 27, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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102. Balls to the Wall

Actually, sounds like it might be a fun place to be. See also Speed.

Added by Eve on January 9, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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103. Fun Drunk

Describes the regrettably short period between sobriety and agressive, maudlin, and/or sexually-inappropriate drunkeness. See also Alcohol.

Added by Ryan on January 6, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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104. Not Toward

Another way of saying, "untoward" which, by the way, means nothing to me.

Added by Ryan on January 2, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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105. Women's Bra

Thanks to the possibly 8-year-old commenter under Door-to-Door Salesman for this gem. See also Clothes, Redundant, Sophomoric.

Added by Frank on December 30, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny phrase?

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106. Dried Plums

The name with which the California Prune Board has decided to rebrand its product. See also Food.

Added by Tyler on December 23, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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107. Snarf! Snarf!

Catch phrase of the cowardly, elderly housecat Snarf of Thundercat fame. See also 80's, Cartoons, Television.

Added by Ryan on November 12, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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108. Escape Goat

See also Malapropisms.

Added by Chris on October 27, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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109. Haywire Deluxe

Honest-to-goodness name of a slot machine in Las Vegas.

Added by Brian on October 22, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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110. Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque merde. See also Food, Profanity.

Added by Anthony on October 7, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |