Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

121. Beer Drought

As in, "This table is experiencing a beer drought. Who's buying?" See also Alcohol, Drinks.

Added by Maude on April 7, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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122. Risque Business

Name of a slot machine and I'm guessing a race horse as well.

Added by Tyler on March 24, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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123. Man Suit

This was a perfectly good phrase to describe the naked, hairy male body before it was co-opted for a Dial commercial.

Added by Anthony on March 10, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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124. Granny Flab

A headline in today's New York Post read, "Stick-Thin's Unhealthy, but Granny Flab is unsightly." See also Weight.

Added by Anthony on February 15, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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125. Ancient Chinese Secret

Otherwise known as Calgon Water Softner. See also 80's, Commercials, Stereotypes.

Added by Maya on January 20, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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126. Nude and Resplendent

It's an interesting contrast to nude and rude.

Added by Anthony on January 18, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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127. You Got Served

From the 2004 movie of the same name.

Added by Frank on January 10, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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128. Like Tits On a Boar

In other words useless. What does a male hog need nipples for? See also Animals.

Added by misbell1952 on January 8, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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129. You're Not the Boss of Me

As spoken by children of all ages and my nephew in particular. See also Spoiled.

Added by Brian on January 8, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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130. Dumber and Dumberer

Even funnier than Dumb and Dumber. See also Movies.

Added by Sheri on January 5, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |