Funny Phrases
Funny Phrases
151. Butt Dialed
When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.
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152. Cat's Dead. Details Later.
A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.
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153. B*tch Please!
Kind of offensive, kind of polite. It balances itself out. See also Profanity.
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154. Bowel Movement
Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.
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155. Go-T
An awesome way to describe a really awesome goatee. Like this one. See also Hair.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny phrase.
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156. Cock and Bull Story
An old expression for made up nonsense. Today we'd say, "B.S.", but I think this one needs to be revived.
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157. That's the Badger!
Something that's correct, e.g. "Is this yours?" "Yep, that's the badger!" See also British.