Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

11. Taco Lips

The only thing that rhymes with apocalypse.

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12. "Nag A Ram"

What Google thinks you meant when you search "Anagram". See also Computers, Internet.

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13. Sweet Baby Jesus

Best said slowly and dramatically. See also Blasphemy.

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14. Soup Sandwich

When something goes terribly wrong, e.g. you tried to make a soup sandwich.

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15. Eschew Obfuscation

What? See also Hypocritical.

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16. Can't Reach It, Don't Need It

See also Lazy.

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17. Hapax Legomenon

A word that only appears once in a written work, whether a book, body of work, or language. For example, "Honorificabilitudinitatibus" only appears once in Shakespeare's writing. See also Literature.

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18. Go Eat a Bike

A phrase I often use when I run out of comebacks.

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19. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery

How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.

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20. Hold My Beer. Hey Everyone, Watch This!

Famous last words. See also Alcohol.

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