A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.
Twerking hard or hardly twerking?
Really small small-talk.
In organic chemistry class, what to name a structure containing at least one benzene ring, when you have no idea what is actually is. See also Science.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny phrase?
What one says when they are done eating onion rings. Coined by Ninja Brian of Ninja Sex Party, another entry altogether.
Somehow funnier when a gringo says it. See also Spanish.
What people sometimes say instead of "for all intents and purposes." They are incorrect. See also Malapropisms.
"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.