Dried Plums

The name with which the California Prune Board has decided to rebrand its product.

Funny Phrases | December 23, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Food

Snarf! Snarf!

Catch phrase of the cowardly, elderly housecat Snarf of Thundercat fame.

Funny Phrases | November 12, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged 80's, Cartoons, Television

Escape Goat

Funny Phrases | October 27, 2007 | 1 Comment | Tagged Malapropism

Haywire Deluxe

Honest-to-goodness name of a slot machine in Las Vegas.

Funny Phrases | October 22, 2007 | Post a Comment

Shit Sandwich

An unpleasant activity or event, known in French as a croque à merde.

Funny Phrases | October 7, 2007 | 2 Comments | Tagged Food, Profanity

Aggressivly Fussy

A polite way to call someone a bitch.

Funny Phrases | October 4, 2007 | Post a Comment

Shit Show

A phrase used to describe something that was a complete disaster.

Funny Phrases | October 2, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Profanity

Fancy Footwork

Funny Phrases | August 14, 2007 | Post a Comment

Lickety-Split

Funny Phrases | July 23, 2007 | 2 Comments

Chinese Sky Candy

Hip slang for fireworks.

Funny Phrases | July 4, 2007 | Post a Comment | Tagged Holidays