Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

21. Damp Squib

English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.

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22. Blackened Eye Stricken by the Karate Chicken

Someone has a black eye, after a fight with his girlfriend. See also Black Eye, Karate, Violence.

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23. Oontz, Oontz, Oontz

The sound of weekend nights. See also Music.

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24. 50 Shades Of CrayCray

When someone is just way too crazy.

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25. Full of Beans

What my Grandmother used to say I was when I was misbehaving as a child.

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26. Glove Department

Oft-misspoken phrase that does perhaps exist in winter clothing stores. See also Malapropisms.

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27. Too Legit to Quit

See also 90's, Hip-Hop.

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28. Stranger Danger

What kids were taught to worry about in the 80's. See also 80's.

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29. The Clicker

What the aged call remote controls. See also Elderly, Television.

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30. Derping

A generalized term for someone that just made a mistake, did something idiotic, or effed up. Cartwheel into a table: Hurp derp durr.

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