Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

31. Real Talk

"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.

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32. Lady Business

What goes on behind closed doors. See also Women.

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33. That's a Fact, Jack

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34. Exit Pursued by Bear

An inherently funny stage direction. See also Theater.

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35. Jesus Christ on a Bike

See also Blasphemy.

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36. Ciao Pantaloncini Corti

"Hey short shorts" in Italian.
See also Italian.

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37. Sock Shop

What you do when you shop for socks. Thank you Lena Dunham.

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38. Dilly Dally

To do nothing or waste time.

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39. Crash Crumbs

Those sparkly pieces of cars that get left on roadways after the clean up crews are done.

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40. Main Hang

Slang for boyfriend or girlfriend.

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