Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

31. For All Intensive Purposes

What people sometimes say instead of "for all intents and purposes." They are incorrect. See also Malapropisms.

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32. Real Talk

"Yo, real talk, I scored 1423 on Bejeweled Blitz!"
"Real talk, why do I hang out with you?" See also Slang.

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33. Lady Business

What goes on behind closed doors. See also Women.

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34. That's a Fact, Jack

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35. Exit Pursued by Bear

An inherently funny stage direction. See also Theater.

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36. Jesus Christ on a Bike

See also Blasphemy.

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37. Ciao Pantaloncini Corti

"Hey short shorts" in Italian.
See also Italian.

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38. Sock Shop

What you do when you shop for socks. Thank you Lena Dunham.

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39. Dilly Dally

To do nothing or waste time.

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40. Crash Crumbs

Those sparkly pieces of cars that get left on roadways after the clean up crews are done.

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