Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

51. Crash Crumbs

Those sparkly pieces of cars that get left on roadways after the clean up crews are done.

Added by psfer on April 8, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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52. Main Hang

Slang for boyfriend or girlfriend.

Added by Ryan on April 6, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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53. Damp Squib

English for raining on a parade. Often mispronounced as "Damp Squid". See also English.

Added by MajrPayneNurAss on April 1, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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54. Blackened Eye Stricken by the Karate Chicken

Someone has a black eye, after a fight with his girlfriend. See also Black Eye, Karate, Violence.

Added by Zorzi on March 26, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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55. Oontz, Oontz, Oontz

The sound of weekend nights. See also Music.

Added by Brian on March 23, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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56. 50 Shades Of CrayCray

When someone is just way too crazy.

Added by NatyLove on February 11, 2013| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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57. Full of Beans

What my Grandmother used to say I was when I was misbehaving as a child.

Added by Anthony on December 27, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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58. Glove Department

Oft-misspoken phrase that does perhaps exist in winter clothing stores. See also Malapropisms.

Added by Brian on December 12, 2012| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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59. Too Legit to Quit

See also 90's, Hip-Hop.

Added by Ryan on October 20, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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60. Stranger Danger

What kids were taught to worry about in the 80's. See also 80's.

Added by Brian on October 14, 2012| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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