Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

71. Witcha Ditcha

E.g., "Hey, you didn't bring any napkins witcha ditcha?" See also Redneck.

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72. Thumb Toe

You know, the big one. See also Body, Made Up.

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73. Dead Meat

What your little brother was going to be if he touched your stuff again. See also 80's.

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74. Oven-Mitt Hot

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75. Damn the Man

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76. Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders

Or, more simply, a bra. See also Lingerie.

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77. Pull a Boner

To make a big mistake, a social faux pas, to err.

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78. Meat Without Feet

See also Fish, Meat.

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79. Butt Dialed

When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.

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80. Cat's Dead. Details Later.

A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |