Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

71. Booze & Hot Pants

According to Nancy Grace, what Lindsay Lohan is spending her career earnings on. See also Alcohol, Celebrities.

Added by Anthony on August 7, 2010| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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72. It's Digestible

As seen on the labels of old cans of Crisco. See also 60's.

Added by Brian on July 22, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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73. Reverse Psychiatry

See also Malapropisms.

Added by Brian on May 23, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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74. Fixin' to

Getting ready to do something southern-style, as in "I'm a fixin' tuh warsh the truck, daddy." See also Redneck.

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75. Hob Nob

Added by scottmsiegel on March 23, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny phrase.

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76. Sixes and Sevens

Britishism for crazy. See also British.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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77. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

Added by Tyler on March 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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78. The Lay of the Land

Something we can all aspire to? See also Sex.

Added by scottmsiegel on February 27, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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79. Athletic Supporter

As in, "I don't play sports, but I am an athletic supporter." See also Sophomoric.

Added by scottmsiegel on February 15, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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80. Poke & Prod

Added by scottmsiegel on February 9, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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