Inherently Funny Phrases

 
71.
 

Mekalekahi Meka Hiney Ho

Magic words from Pee-wee's Playhouse, a tv show in which Pee-Wee Herman once married a bowl of fruit.

Funny Phrases | June 20, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged 80's

 
 
 
 
72.
 

Gayer than AIDS

To be used when "flamer" just doesn't cover it.

Funny Phrases | May 26, 2006 | 7 Comments | Tagged Diseases, Homosexual

 
 
 
 
73.
 

Don't Mess with Kansas Either

Funny Phrases | May 20, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Texas

 
 
 
 
74.
 

Let's Jolly Well March Down There and Set Things Right

Typical vague British plan.

Funny Phrases | May 12, 2006 | 1 Comment | Tagged British

 
 
 
 
75.
 

Dick Pills

Another term for Viagra.

Funny Phrases | April 28, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Sex

 
 
 
 
76.
 

Like Shit Through a Short Dog

Funny Phrases | April 15, 2006 | 1 Comment | Tagged Profanity, Speed

 
 
 
 
77.
 

Eee-Yikes

The added "Eee" is an improvement on plain, old "Yikes." Typical usage would be, "Have you ever seen her in the morning? Eee-yikes."

Funny Phrases | April 2, 2006 | Post a Comment

 
 
 
 
78.
 

Rare and Fancy

Outside of souvenir shops, these adjectives are seldom properly used together.

Funny Phrases | March 30, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Tourist

 
 
 
 
79.
 

The Underwear That's Fun to Wear

This is the Underoos slogan, and it remains very hard to argue with.

Funny Phrases | March 11, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Clothes

 
 
 
 
80.
 

Nude and Rude

This is the name of an Iggy Pop Album, but that doesn't make it any less funny.

Funny Phrases | February 25, 2006 | Post a Comment