Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

81. Hobo Floto Voto

Process by which Chicago politicians carried the homeless around town to vote multiple times and plied them with booze as a reward. See also Alcohol, Politics.

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82. The Lay of the Land

Something we can all aspire to? See also Sex.

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83. Athletic Supporter

As in, "I don't play sports, but I am an athletic supporter." See also Sophomoric.

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84. Poke & Prod

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85. Kit & Kaboodle

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86. Gad About

According to dictionary.com, "to move restlessly or aimlessly from one place to another."

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87. LíEsprit De LíEscalier

French for "staircase wit", this phrase describes thinking of a clever comeback when it is too late. See also French.

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88. Witcha Ditcha

E.g., "Hey, you didn't bring any napkins witcha ditcha?" See also Redneck.

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89. Thumb Toe

You know, the big one. See also Body, Made Up.

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90. Dead Meat

What your little brother was going to be if he touched your stuff again. See also 80's.

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