Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

81. Dirty Bird

Phrase used to describe a lascivious older woman, e.g. Martha Stewart. See also Women.

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82. Bi-Curious George

See also Animals, Books, Sex.

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83. Smell Ya Later!

Last year my father inexplicably adopted this dated saying. See also 90's.

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84. DILF

I'll let you figure this one out. See also Dogs.

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85. Butthole Brown

This was popular with my kids when they were in 4th and 5th grades. See also Scatological.

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86. Mutt's Nuts

Something fantastic or swell. See also British, Dogs, Slang.

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87. Poops McGee

Used to describe how much a shituation sucks. See also Scatological.

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88. Necking

This is one of my mother's favorite words.

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89. Premature Joculation

The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.

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90. Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |