Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

81. Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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82. Making Whoopee

See also 70's, Sex.

Added by Ryan on June 9, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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83. Me, Myself, and I

I cannot think of a context in which this phrase is not annoying.

Added by Brian on April 29, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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84. Tasteful Nudes

A topic often introduced with great hope, but more often ended with disappointment. See also Hippies.

Added by Anthony on April 15, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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85. Chicas Calientes

Spring Break phrase taught in Frat Boy 101. See also Spanish.

Added by Anthony on March 25, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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86. Crotch Rocket

Derisive term for this sort of motorcycle.

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87. Cat's Whiskers

Slightly cooler than the cat's pajamas, but slightly less cool than the bee's knees. See also 20's.

Added by Tyler on March 20, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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88. Trout Pout

Phrase to describe the plastically inflated kissers of celebrities, most famously worn by Meg Ryan. See also Plastic Surgery, Women.

Added by Brian on March 19, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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89. Regular Def

Otherwise known as TV for suckers. See also Television.

Added by Brian on March 19, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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90. The Iraq

As spoken by disgraced Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton, e.g. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children." See also Geography, Places.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |