The Jig is Up

Funny Phrases | February 18, 2006 | Post a Comment

Shorty Shorts

Funny Phrases | February 17, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Clothes

To Boot

A friend once wrote of turkeys, "They certainly are filthy little bastards—and ornery, to boot." The same friend predicted that the following would be said of us posthumously,"Man, those guys were geniuses, but they were real shits as people—and horny, to boot!"

Funny Phrases | January 27, 2006 | Post a Comment

Assed Out

Upon learning that I was too tall to be an astronaut, a friend commented, "You're assed out, stretch."

Funny Phrases | January 21, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Profanity

Raspy Brap

The sound emitted by my radar detector was identified as a "raspy brap" in the instruction manual.

Funny Phrases | January 3, 2006 | Post a Comment

Sticky Wicket

A decidedly British description of a difficult situation.

Funny Phrases | January 3, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged British

Smitten Kitten

As in, "She's one smitten kitten."

Funny Phrases | January 1, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Attraction

The Police Cops

Funny Phrases | January 1, 2006 | 2 Comments | Tagged Redundant, Simpsons

Gay Homosexuals

Funny Phrases | January 1, 2006 | 1 Comment | Tagged Redundant

The Money Bank

A character once said on an episode of The Simpsons, "You can take that to the bank. The money bank."

Funny Phrases | January 1, 2006 | Post a Comment | Tagged Redundant