Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

81. Oven-Mitt Hot

Added by Brian on December 11, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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82. Damn the Man

Added by Brian on December 6, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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83. Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders

Or, more simply, a bra. See also Lingerie.

Added by carlisleindians on November 23, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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84. Pull a Boner

To make a big mistake, a social faux pas, to err.

Added by Tim on November 19, 2009| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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85. Meat Without Feet

See also Fish, Meat.

Added by Brian on November 13, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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86. Butt Dialed

When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.

Added by ScotFinch on November 10, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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87. Cat's Dead. Details Later.

A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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88. Bitch Please!

Kind of offensive, kind of polite. It balances itself out. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on November 2, 2009| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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89. Bowel Movement

Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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90. Go-T

An awesome way to describe a really awesome goatee. Like this one. See also Hair.

Added by Brian on July 2, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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