Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

81. Dead Meat

What your little brother was going to be if he touched your stuff again. See also 80's.

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82. Oven-Mitt Hot

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83. Damn the Man

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84. Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders

Or, more simply, a bra. See also Lingerie.

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85. Pull a Boner

To make a big mistake, a social faux pas, to err.

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86. Meat Without Feet

See also Fish, Meat.

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87. Butt Dialed

When you get a voicemail from a friend and it's just incoherent conversation. You have just been "Butt Dialed". See also Telecommunications.

Added by ScotFinch on November 10, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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88. Cat's Dead. Details Later.

A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.

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89. Bitch Please!

Kind of offensive, kind of polite. It balances itself out. See also Profanity.

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90. Bowel Movement

Grandma's favorite dinner-time topic. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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