Funny Things

Funny Things

101. Ticket to Nowheresville

That's what you'll get if you keep on... fill in the blank. A sort of warning to stop what you're doing.

Added by Tim on September 1, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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102. Triple Entendres

The only one I can think of is Canadian drug-dealer turned wrapper Snow's debut album "12 Inches of Snow". See also Drugs.

Added by Chris on August 21, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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103. Whale Oil

Unexplored answer to the current energy crisis. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on July 14, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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104. SkyMall

An airplane seat-pocket catalog that in a recent issue included such items as shoes with springs, the "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum, a pet observation porthole for fences, a ten-minute marination machine, and an eagle-embossed denim jacket. See also Travel.

Added by Brian on July 7, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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105. Box Socials

A box social in the United states is a form of fundraiser, wherein donated lunch boxes are auctioned off for a cause (often a civic, church, or school charity). Usually a woman creates a lunch, which is then auctioned off. Varying somewhat, the custom was for the person who had prepared or donated the box lunch to go on a date with the person who won the lunch with the highest bid, or at the event sit with that person and share the lunch. See also Awkward, Old-Timey.

Added by Frank on June 20, 2008| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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106. Pornstaches

E.g., the facial hair on this gentlemen holding a basketball. See also Hair.

Added by Ryan on June 2, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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107. The Infield Fly Rule

See also Baseball, Sports.

Added by Anthony on May 7, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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108. Ice Cream Socials

See also Old-Timey.

Added by Frank on April 16, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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109. Vomit on the Ceiling

Added by Frank on April 14, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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110. Butt Cut

Male haircut parted in the middle, as modeled by this guy. See also Hair.

Added by Ryan on March 27, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |