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Bombardment
Elementary school gym class meets Darwin in this classic game of survival of the fittest!
Hippie Deodorant
And hippie toothpaste too, especially Tom's of Maine.
Scissors That Cut Through Pennies
I believe the scissor-sharpness scale moved to the penny standard sometime in the early 90's.

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Trinkets
Found in the homes of old persons worldwide...
Back-Scratchers
I saw a guy going to town with one of these on the subway yesterday. It was one of those back-scratchers with a small plastic hand on the end. He looked pretty smug.
The Smoke Cloak
"A revolutionary security machine that stops burglary by filling any room with thick smoke during a criminal attack." Please note, it even stops smash-and grab.
Wrist Corsage
Try being over 30 and showing up for a date with one of these.

