Wonderful moments on perfect dates.
I saw them on an APC in Iraq. Freakin' hilarious. See also Cars.
For killin' whales and shit, yo!
The free T-Shirts, foam cup-holders, and key rings you receive when attending conventions. See also Unnecessary.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
Invented by German engineer Felix Wankel, which uses a rotor instead of reciprocating pistons. See also Sophomoric.
An ugly name and an ugly font. Also, a favorite of teenage girls everywhere when writing poetry.
One day a year I get to shower with my clothes on, wear shoes on my hands, drive backwards down the wrong side of the road, tell my boss what to do, poop in the urinals and pee in the toilets, type with my feet, have cashiers pay me when I buy items, lose weight by eating Big Macs, and have my dog take me for a walk. Opposite day rules! See also Made Up.