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131. Cockles
Any of various weeds that grow in grain fields, as the corn cockle. See also Plants.
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132. The French Mustache
Also known as a pencil mustache. Come on, man up and grow a real mustache! See also French, Hair, Unnecessary.
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134. The Gay Ear
When getting a piercing, the ear a young, straight man must insure goes unpunctured. It's the left, right? See also Body, Sophomoric.
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135. Tragus
The little inward-facing protrusion on your ear located above your ear lobe and in front of your ear canal. See also Body.
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138. Sensible Haircuts
A short, easy-to-care-for, overly-frosted mom 'do. Looks best when paired with mom jeans. See also Hair.