I mean it's not like anyone's going to see you, is it?
Ceramic device used to flood the nasal cavaity with warm saline solution in an effort to improve sinus health and look like a complete and total dork. See also Nerds.
A futuristic way to spice up a bland powerpoint presentation and a useful device for annoying fellow moviegoers. See also 90's.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny thing.
As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass. See also Old-Timey.
A really cool horror movie magazine. I like to leave it out on my coffee table when I bring the ladies over. See also Nerds.
Pirate treasure. Arrr!
Is it just me, or is there something unseemly and somewhat desperate about a body pillow?