Ceramic device used to flood the nasal cavaity with warm saline solution in an effort to improve sinus health and look like a complete and total dork. See also Nerds.
A futuristic way to spice up a bland powerpoint presentation and a useful device for annoying fellow moviegoers. See also 90's.
As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass. See also Old-Timey.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing?
A really cool horror movie magazine. I like to leave it out on my coffee table when I bring the ladies over. See also Nerds.
Pirate treasure. Arrr!
Is it just me, or is there something unseemly and somewhat desperate about a body pillow?