As far as I can tell, these are only useful for popping balloons and poking people in the ass. See also Old-Timey.
A really cool horror movie magazine. I like to leave it out on my coffee table when I bring the ladies over. See also Nerds.
Pirate treasure. Arrr!
Is it just me, or is there something unseemly and somewhat desperate about a body pillow?
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I know this is a serious issue, but I can't help but thinking the threat was overhyped. I grew up thinking that acid rain was melting cars in Los Angeles. See also 80's.
Mentioning this is pretty much shorthand for how silly the drug culture really is when you dive into it whole hog.
The final touch in making a house a home.